Housetrapped (Choose Your Own Adventure!)

You're not giving up. You're going to get him to hug you back if it kills you.

R.I.P Jon Stapleton 1995-2012.

Umm revive and lets go again.

You wake up in bed in your empty home again. You sigh and wonder if you'll ever escape this never ending circle of life?

umm do what you do everyday.

You boot up your laptop to check out your regular websites: Warbears, Playfire, PS3trophies, Mspaintadventures, facebook, deviantArt, and of course your most favouritest forum, Secret Place. Once you're done reading through all the updates and posting replies to some you spend the next 20 minutes refreshing pages hoping more stuff will come. It doesn't.

So many sites...umm ok still go on.

You have breakfast, that girl you're maddly in love you told you before that you'd ruin your stomach if you didn't eat breakfast so now you always do. You have a bowl of coco-pops, as usual. You'll get through those boxes some day. Afterwards you work out for awhile on the ol' exercise machine .At some point during your ownership the counter broke so you have no idea how much actual time or energy you use. Throwing on a little rock music helps motivate you through it, by the time you're done you're sweating and smell seriously bad.

go take a shower...but what do you know no hot water...or any water.

Rather than trying to just cover up the smell as usual you go to the shower to wash yourself off. It would have been a good idea, if you'd remembered to turn the hot water on before you started. Or if there was any water. How long have you been left home alone anyway? Long enough that nobody has being paying the water bills anyway. Instead you just sit in the bathtub naked pretending it's a racing car.


BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

A lot of chinese immirgrants come in and began to live here.

As your formula one racing car wins the Grand Prix and your pit crew celebrate by shooting you with champagne (In reality you just sit in the bathtub and cover yourself in blueberry shampoo) you hear the sound of the door opening. Maybe your family hasn't abandoned you after all! You rush out to hug your brother in your naked sweaty shampoo covered arms. Then you let go and realize it's a short sweaty Chinese guy. Turns out the council has given this house to a family of Chinese immigrants. Man why is it always the Chinese in this thing? Still they seem nice enough and don't kick you out even though you hugged that sweaty dude named Ming.

They sold all your stuff.

Even though they don't kick you out they sell all your stuff to make room for more beds for the thirty or so people in their family. You kinda wished you'd kept some clothes on now before they got rid of them.

you turn asian.and than became patriotic and decided to fight for your right patriotacly...and fail.

Spending some time with your new Chinese buddies causes you to find a new found patriotism for Asia (Even if in your past life you were forced in China to work in a sweatshop while living with a horny transsexual). You decide to become Asian! Well technically being half-Filipino you were always part Asian but whatever. You're tired of all the Asian hating that you assume goes on in this country, time to fight back!

You wake up naked and cold on a river bank the next morning.

now lets fight with the asian for iraland...and almoust die..again.

You're not dissuaded from your cause by this minor setback, even if a raccoon did gnaw on your ball sack slightly. You regroup with your Asian comrades, this time determined to take Ireland by force. The battle begins.

You're strung up by your feet off a statue for all the people to laugh at.

You give up and went to kiss your brother :3
yeah..on the lips..

You have a sudden desire to kiss your brother passionately. Unfortunately not only does that creep you the fuck out, you have no idea where your family is since they left you home alone all that time ago. You are overwhelmed by loneliness and cry yourself to sleep.

They comeback and you do it.

...............

Your family come back. You celebrate by passionately kissing your brother upon the lips.

You realise what you have done.

You suddenly realize what you are doing is wrong in every possible way possible. You have brought great shame upon yourself. You quickly bolt away into the night no longer fit to be in the presence of your family or your asian buddies. Looks like you'll need a new place to stay.

Free writing.

Well now that your life is ruined you better go find some place to crash until you go on some pointless quest for redemption. Rather than going to China or under a bridge or somewhere else random and likely hazardous to your health, you actually use your freedom to make a logical choice and go stay with your bestest friend and crush Karina.

Well it would have been a good idea anyway, if things weren't kinda awkward between you right now. You don't understand why, I mean you're always really nice and compliment her great ass all the time. You even wrote a poem about it. Actually now that you think about it, that was around the time it got weird. Strange. Anyway she still seems to care about you cos she you in to stay for awhile. By which she means, you stay under her bed and aren't allowed to come out until she says so.

She's such a sweet girl...