Housetrapped (Choose Your Own Adventure!)

You meet the bogeyman.

You encounter a wild Bogeyman! You're a terrified at first but once you two get to talking he ain't so bad. Apparently he used to live in her closet but she sent him under the bed after some kind of incident involving panties. Now he has to live here until she says he can leave. Man that girl seems to be dominant over everyone. <3.

You meet a rat.

You encounter a wild rat! He nibbles on your toes which hurts but is also kind of ticklish. He looks pretty old and under fed... and he doesn't seem capable of leaving the area beneath the bed... Karina is planning on letting you out from under this bed eventually right? Right?

God has spoken "You can not leave."

She won't let you out yet. I'm sure she has her reasons. You sleep under her bed for the night.

Free writing after a week.

It's been a week since you went under her bed. She won't let you leave, not to get food, not to go to the bathroom. You've been forced to drink your own piss and semen for sustenance. It leaves a horrible taste in your mouth but you haven't much choice. The rat died three days in. On the fifth day you and the Bogeyman split the corpse and ate it. You didn't want to do it but what choice do you have? This can't go on much longer.

Still there.

The bogeyman choked on the rats tail and died. At least that's what you want to believe. In reality you killed him. Yeah, that's right. He would have done the same given the opportunity. Now you're the last man standing. NOW YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE HER AFFECTION. THE BUTT WILL BE YOURS.

And enters an asian guy.Who does all my mathhomework<3

From the small space between the floor and the long sheets on the bed you see a young Asian man (You begin to wonder if the large amount of Asians that appear in your life is symbolic of something?) enter the room. Apparently he helps her with math homework. You are overtaken by jealousy. It should be you that helps her with multiplication...

He gets a hug.And a small piece of chocolate.

You watch in shock at their warm embrace and shared chocolate enjoyment. Maybe you should cry. Or maybe you should jerk off. Or perhaps maybe even you should just shut up and stop having bad ideas. Before you get a chance to make a decision however your brain gets bored and falls asleep.

10 years into the future.The house is empty and dusty.

10 years later you are miraculously somehow still alive. You continue living under her bed for the whole duration of the time, until it suddenly breaks ending the curse. At least you think there was a curse. You look around to find the room empty and covered in dust. You wonder what happened to Karina... wait if it's been 10 years that means she's legal now... finding her is more vital than ever!

let thge investigation,begin!

You must locate Karina, ensure her safety, whisper her some sweet nothings, and then get some of that fine ass! You begin investigating the remnants of her old room immediately. There's not really much left here. Maybe she moved out? Or maybe the Asian kidnapped her! All you can find are a pair of old panties. You sniff them once.

Then twice.

Then threee times.

Well this confirms it. Your mother lied about your father being a sniffer dog, you can't get any kind of trail from these at all. You decided to check outside for more clues. You just hope the world hasn't changed much since you went under the bed.

Two words.Jet packs.

There are now jet packs. Many, many dead.

Keep serching.

You carefully stow the value panties away in your inventory/boxer shorts and continue on your search for your beloved. Taking a jetpack from a tourist who was too dead to care, you ascend skyward to seek clues from above.

Detective montage.

You spend hours snooping around with a magnifying glass and questioning people. It doesn't really do much good but at least it looked pretty cool.

You get a clue!!!!