Housetrapped (Choose Your Own Adventure!)

So you pay with...something with an s.

You pay with your white shirt. There now you have boxers. Success! Maybe.

go cry in the corner.

Cold and alone you walk over to the corner of the store, sit down facing the wall and cry. Little girls laugh at you.

But something lightens your day.

You see your crush Karina at the other side of the store, and suddenly you don't feel so bad. Just the look of her beautiful radiant face is enough to make you forget you're nearly naked in the corner of a clothing store being laughed at by little girls.

...Now you realise that it will be a bad impression for her to see you like this ==;;

As much as you love looking at Karina it's probably best you get out of here before she spots you and remembers what a creepy pervert you are. Suddenly the little girls stop laughing and start screaming. Looks like you got an erection from looking at Karinas lovely ass you creepy pervert. These boxers aren't providing much cover, you'd better run before she decides to see what all the noise is. You quickly bolt out of the corner into the nearest hiding place you can find: The female changing rooms. This can't possibly end badly.

Fat bdsm ccop lady from your dreams is there.

Unspeakable acts of terror befall you. Once she's done with you she takes your boxers as crime scene evidence to smell later and tosses you out of the booth. Considering you saw her before in a dream you're really confused as to what's real and what's not. Now you're without shirt or boxers. This can't get much worse. Can it?

She is getting closer.

You remember you were supposed to be hiding from Karina. You hide in the lingerie and swimwear section. You're pretty sure she doesn't wear panties half the time and only uses a few bras so you should be okay here right?

BDSM LADY YET AGAIN!

Full body cavity search. Big chubby fingers with pointed nails everywhere.

1Free writting

Once you're done having your butt stretched out you're tossed aside once more. You quickly run our eyes around the store and spot Karina nearby. You need to quickly do something. You find a pretty summer dress and a large hat, then use them to cleverly disguise yourself as a store display mannequin. At least you think it's clever. In reality you probably look pretty dumb.

People stare at you and you hear laughter.

You're not a very convincing mannequin it seems. Soon people in the store begin to gather around you laughing. Back in the corner crying.

just go home you are phatetic.

You run away crying like a little girl and go home. You still don't have any keys so you break the window and go hide in your parents bed.

Your brother comes back go hug him.

You go cry and hug your brother, who promptly beats you up for hugging and for wearing a dress like a sissy loser.

Another hug!!!

You go in for another hug and get thrown out the window to your death. Well it would have been death if not for the fact your house has one floor. Instead you only rip your pretty dress.

one more.