Hair Dresser Disasters

"Does that mean we have to serviss our customers nude? dude?" Barbara looked at JP

Stylez was already in the nude "For now, we got plenty of bondage gear and fetish outfits too we can find some use for later once we got things all up and ready."

Barbara magically strips~"Isn't it weird to stand in a shop nude with another person you only met 2 or 3 days ago?" She asked as a customer walks in he blushes slightly by seeing us at the counter nude.

Jon loudly greets the shady nervous looking guy "GREETINGS VALUED CUSTOMER, WELCOME TO HAIR DRESSER DISASTERS THE NUMBER ONE HAIR SALON WHERE ANYTHING GOES AND DISCRETION IS GUARANTEED!!!"

"Enjoy your time here, please be reassured there is nothing to be shy about!" Barbara said with a smile nudely.

"Please, sit your ass down on one of the dildo chairs provided and one of us will be right with you." waves creepy nude guy

"You should totally do him~" Barbara said with a smile.

JP was jerking off into the hair product "Who me? Why don't you take this customer? You saw the way he was eyeing you when you were stabbing the counter with those scissors he was practically sweating with excitement!"

"Really? I thought he was scared of me... Fine..." Barbara walks up to the guy nudely and shows him to the seat with a dildo. "Please sit right here, don't be shy~" He sat down still sweating and acting scared. Zarina cuts up most of hes hair. After it is finished he runs off screaming still with hes pants down. While running out hes wallet sliped out of hes pocket. "Well atleast this way we can get us some cash~"

"HELL YEAH EVERYBODY PROFIT DANCE" Dances nude on the counter

Profit dance~ Nudely~ A customer comes in and looks at the scene "I guess I have bad timing." He runs out quickly.

"Oh no you don't!" Jp hops the counter and grabs the dude as he's about to get out to safety "Now listen here buddy you ain't even SEEN what we got to offer I mean this is the real cutting edge shit here buddy I'm talking underground so you gotta sit tight and in sight for us to get it on all up in your grill!"

"This ones yours~ Take good care of him~" Barbara said.

"No problemo old sport, you man the helm" This guy makes no sense! Anyway he sits the guy on the dildo chair and begins to wash his hair with the jizzy hair product from earlier.

Barbara laughs.

THE HAIR GROWS LIKE CRAZY!
"You have been STYLEDZ sir, that will be 58.93 plus tax!" the man throws the money at his face so he has a chance to run away.

"It's so funny how our customers are so weak that you can just do what ever you want with them."

"What can I say we are simply the best." He said while adjusting the vibrate setting on the dildo chairs.

"The proest of the pros"

Shake up the plot time

While they are being arrogant freakish assholes a cat knocks over a lamp and the place catches fire.

"Hmm... Do we have insurance?" Barbara asked.

"You bet your bottom dollar is it, or so says these papers of Mr. Blue" said JP who was going through the mysteriously broken safe.

"I don't think those are real, JP. I think were somewhat fucked. Because we've been here for a while so I think were gonna die. Too bad... I wished to be cut up." Barbara sighted.

He yawned "Yeah I guess this is a pretty boring way to die."

"Let's dance?" Barbara started to boogie.