The Red Dragons 2

"Refresh my memory,what about girls they have sperm"

"Uhhh it is sort of like a long fleshy tube with a mushroom cap at the end?" He is not good at descriptions.

"Just show me one?"

"....Fine." He took the bed sheet off.

"Huh,are you hot or something?"

"This hospital seems to be populated purely by hot nurses and rabid fan girls, so the only penis around is mine." He said getting his pants off.

"..you are not serious.."Zhao said creeped out.

"You wanted to learn right? You have to sooner or later." And he pulls it out.

And that is when the fangirls break the door.

"o_o"

And they fangirl attack him.

"Noooo.... I don't want to sign your boobs with my penis..."

"They are scaring meeee"said zhao hiding behind the bed

"ZHAO HELP IM NOT CONVINCED THESE GIRLS ARE OF LEGAL AGE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE MY HANDS ARE TOUCHING!" He is swallowed in the tidal wave of fan girls.

"Ill save you"Zhao brutaly gets brushed aside.

His clothes are ripped apart and thrown into the air landing on her head.

"A...aaa.....AAAAAAA!"she lights up in flames from the shock scaring all the fangirls and making them run away.

"Ah...ah...thanks..." Naked on the bed covered in strange wet liquids and girls clothing.

Zhao calms down and stand up."H-Here..."she gave him his clothes back.

Wipes everything off with some girls short shorts then gets dressed "Learned enough about sex forever?"

She shook her little head.

"Why not?!" He is getting suspicious.

"I saw nothing cause of the crowd.."

He changes the subject again and puts on his prison love drama "Oh my the White Power gang are beginning to realize that maybe they have sex with men in the showers is just because they enjoy it."

Zhao facepalms and hitsjininthenutscauseidontknowwhattowrite.