The Red Dragons 2

It has been over two years since the fall of the Chinese Empire, when a mysterious group of assassins successfully defeated the evil Emperor and inspired the oppressed masses of China to rise up against their masters.

While peace has at last been achieved here, elsewhere in Asia war continues to tear apart the middle east where the Christian Crusaders of England have began their crusades in the name of reclaiming the Holy Land. At this same time that war wreaked havoc the following letter was sent out to many throughout the lands:

In the promised land where the son did rise and set,
Where blood is spilled from all sides of holy threat,
Lay ancient treasures long lost to all mankind,
Great power and wisdom may you yet find,
The apples of eden were mans first sin,
You might find the same within.
-W.V


The mysterious letter was sent to hundreds across the world. To fortune hunters, mercenaries, assassins, scholars, men of the holy clothes, dark practitioners of satanic arts, to many the meaning behind the words would forever remain an unsolved mystery but to those who saw threw the words they knew that somewhere in the Holy Land of Israel lay some great treasure of unknown power and value. But what was it? What would be worth traversing into this war-torn land for? And who is this mysterious W.V who would let the world know about this rather than taking it for himself? All will be revealed in good time for those willing to seek the truth...

Little Zhao was peaceful sleeping when she heard knocks on the door"Yawn~..Who turned off the sun?.."she began to make her way to the door.Zhao opened it to see the mail man.Unfortunately for him,he got scared of the morning Zhao and ran away dropping a letter.Zhao picked it up to see there was some adress but the handwritting was awful to make it out.So being a good little girl she ripped the letter open.After trying to read it for about 20 minutes she gave up and put it on the table.Since she was already awake..she was hungy.."IM HUNGRY!!!"


Meanwhile,in the monistary on top of the hills Lu Chu was reading a book about plant medication.What a nerd.When a moonestary boy gave her a letter."What awful hand writting..."was her first thought.She began to read the letter."..What is Eden?.."she ain't christian,shut up.

Jin wakes up looking rather grumpy from lack of sleep. He had recently gone through an operation to return himself to normal after a series of crazy events which involved Zhao messing with his medical sheets and getting him a sex change. He stumbled into the living room rubbing his tired eyes and mumbled aloud "Quit yelling kid... who was at the door...?"

Duccio was wandering the streets of Florence when a young hooded man running down the street pushed against him then kept on running as he turned back to apologize. As Duccio wondered what that had been about he found that the man had thrusted a sealed envelope into his hand when they had collided.

Xiaoyu was walking naked through the halls of the fine Chinese estate that had once belonged to a nobleman before the local citizens rose up and executed him. Revolution was fun. She and her business partner/sexual partner Lei had set up a sex shop there with their share of the money from their time in the Red Dragons. She had just gotten out of a nice hot shower and was still dripping with soap when she noticed the letter sitting on the counter.

"FEEEEEED MEEEEEEE"grumpy Zhao is scary Zhao.

umm.....Luchu is using the internet to find about Eden '..o_o But how did they NOT notice they were nakid before eating an apple?"o_o good point?

"Ugh fine." he said pulling out some stuff from his cupboard to make her cereal. "Now who was that at the door?" he said as he dropped it down on the table before her. He scratched at his crotch which felt weird and itchy after all the operations. He needed new clothes too after he sold all his male ones for weird sexual female ones.

Duccio studied the letter and went to consult his very good pal and historical guest star, Leonardo Da Vinci about it. Perhaps he would have some crazy invention that history would forget which might be useful.

Xiaoyu sat on the counter reading the strange letter aloud for her blind buddy Lei who had finally followed out of the shower. Using his ancient wisdom he was easily able to deduce that it was referring to the Holy Land of Israel.

She began to monch the cereal "Mail ma.nomnomnmo.Here."she gave him the note.

After many google serch the internet went patrick style.So lets ask the old guy master So.heheheh..so..."Well my child..this letter is telling you to go to Israel wich is a holly place for people of christian religion,muslim  and jewish.""Oh..Thank you master...how will I get there though?""Take Sam."she took Sam the happy hourse.And off she goes with reveling clothes yet again

"Why is it torn into 50 pieces?" he said trying to connect it together like a puzzle.

Leonardo invented the plane! Sort of. He hasn't figured out how to land it without it shattering into millions of pieces yet but what Duccio doesn't know can't hurt him right? And so he sets off to return to Asia...

Lei and Xiaoyu do it on the counter. Did I mention the front of their store is all glass windows? The village people always come for the free morning show.

"I was bored gulpgulp"drinks all the chocolate milk.

Still riding.

"UGHHH" Jin is getting annoyed from all this craziness that comes from living with her he needs a vacation. As he pieces together the letter he begins to see that he may just have that chance.

Duccio rides through the air triumphantly unaware that his bestest pal Da Vinci is kind of a dick who just wanted to get rid of this plane without having to clean up the mess.

50% off sale at the sexy lodge! Closing down for the Summer get all your sexy time deal now!

"....how would you like to go on holidays Zhao?"

She is already packed.Puts on sunglasses "Ok."

"Excellent." Jin said and found his sword. He then went and bought some new clothes from a nearby hobo and the two were on their way.

"We are living in america america we are. living in america"

Jin turns around to look in the back of the cart and stares at her "...the hell you singing about kid?" Had he paid attention to the road ahead of him he might have seen the flaming aircraft crashing through the skies above him but the kid is just too distracting.

Duccio has lost control of the plane and decides to fake his death so his friend Leonardo doesn't find out he damaged his new toy. He bails out in a big jump into a small hay cart. Right on top of Zhao.

"Agh...JAPANESE GUY",Zhao glomps Duccio.

Duccio is too unconscious to reply! Turns out jumping from a really high place into some hay is actually a really really bad idea! The more you know kids!

Jin opens his mouth to question what the fuck is going on when a sudden explosion a few feet away as the plane crashes into the ground distracts him to which he replies "What the fuck is going on?!"

Zhao is huging Duccio."MINE!"

Jin considered just dropping the guy on the side of the road but seeing as Zhao seemed to like him so much he might make a good decoy to distract her while he went out to find this mysterious treasure. So they continued their journey with the unconscious Italian.

Zhao hit the guy in the nuts."Wake up!"

By the time he woke up they were already in the middle of some desert and his balls were swollen red from beatings. "Ah.. where am... AHH THE PAIN."
"Welcome back Duccio."

Zhao looks happy.
Lu Chu is making a sandcastle with Sam.

Duccio writhes on the floor in pain muttering to himself "...what happened... why is it so hot... why are my testicles in such pain..." Jin just kept on steering the cart and called back "Hope you had plenty of drink before you fell out of the sky, we're out of water after Zhao decided to pour it over herself."

"Atleast Im cool."said Zhao scooting over to Duccio "So...how are you?"

"Well if we don't find some more soon we are in trouble." Jin said annoyed. Duccio rubbed the back of his head where he had hit the floor and said "I'm... I... what was I doing again?" whoo short term memory loss.