The Red Dragons 2

Duccio is knocked out again. Jin gets upset "Oh no, you're not touching this sword again, not after the last three times! Play with Duccio instead. You don't mind right Duccio?" Unconscious Duccio has no objections.

Well Lu Chu is scared of Duccio for life now.Good going.

Zhao pokes his pants "Feed me."

"You already ate all our food. Before we even left." Jin complained finishing getting the cart ready. He walked over to Lu Chu and put his hand out to her to help her up "What you say, journey with us?"

"Sure"takes his hand.Zhao sees this....touching her side kick will she..THIS IS WAR!!!

They hitched Sam the horse up to the cart alongside Jins horse Zumoto Nokachishikimime Arichikanotakuchimoto and they rode along their way.

Zhao proceedd to make her evil plants.First,she threw Duccio at Lu Chu,who the asin pushed away.Than she put sand in Jins pants to make him less  cool.Than she spraied a waterbottle on Jin saying he peed himself.Than she put sand in Duccios mouth and threw him at Jin this time.With this lower clothes removed.

Jin pushes Duccio off him "Dammit Zhao quit messing around! I already had to remove my pants after you got them wet and I still have sand in places there shouldn't be!"

Zhao than throws sand at Jin again and this time she put lil Duccio right in the butt >:C

Jin read in a parenting book which he salvaged from the ruins of his parents home that to show a kid that their bad behavior will not be tolerated to ignore it and they will learn it won't get them attention. And so Jin simply acted like there wasn't sand and little Duccio in his asshole at that moment. "So Lu Chu how have you been these past two years?"

"Better than you are now..that is for sure."she says.
Zhao gets more jelous.So she goes for the combo breaker she begans to sing
"JUST A SMALL TTOWN GIRL LIVING IN A ONELY WOOOORLD"

Ignore it ignore it IGNORE IT "Watch out for the bump everyone." he said as they went over a sand dune, causing Duccio to fall back flip head over heels and land on top of Zhao with his little Duccio handing right over her head.

..Bites it.

It gets scared and sprays her.

Zhao pushes him off and wipes it off using the swordd."Now let us read Jins diary."

He finally snaps "HEY NO TOUCHING THAT!" he yelled angrily and jumped back at her, swinging his own little friend in her face in the process.

Dodges."Dear diary,today I lost my sword again.When will Zhao stop taking it...what.....she is such a troublemaker...sometimes im not sure why I bother with her..."Zhao is pissed.

"GIVE IT BACK!" continues to slap little Jin around the face.

Zhao grabs little Jin with her hands.And squeezes it .Than she gets the sword and looks up at Jin with anger in her eyes.

It gets scared and sprays her.

Stands still and almoust chops it off.
Lu Chu is trying to wake Duccio meanwhile by slapping him.

Jins penis gets soft allowing him to slip out of her grasp. With nobody steering the horses they go out of control and the cart topples over again, this time breaking apart. Duccio woke up thanks to Lu Chu just in time to see himself getting knocked out again.

Well the carriage is damaged.Zhao is angry.Lu Chu is trying to wake up Duccio again.And Sam can spin on his head.Oh joy.

"Ughh... my head.." Jin said crawling his way out of the wreck. He looked back at the ruined supplies they had and stomped his foot angrily muttering "Ugh we are in big trouble now..." 

In the distance a group of robed men were riding on horseback toward the crashed cart. This group of merciless thieves had received a letter which they believed promised great riches, but they were not above taking an easy target of some poor foolish travelers. They would take the money, kill the men, kidnap the women, and be on their way.

Zhao began hitting the cursed sword over the carriage thinking it will fix it.

Lu Chu was slapping duccio that his face got all red from the slaps.

The robbers were getting closah closah CLOSAH.

"Owww..." Duccio started to awake "....I didn't know you were into rough stuff..."

"Hey leave that alone Zhao you'll damage it agin." Jin raised his hand above his eyes to shield the from the sun, then staring out into the distance he saw a group of men on horses riding toward them "Oh thank God I think we're saved..."

"KILL THE OUTSIDERS"