Housetrapped (Choose Your Own Adventure!)

You somehow get in the shower where Alison was having one.

Man this doesn't seem like a good place to be right now, you should find her fathers room and get some clothes then blow this joint. You tiptoe your way through the hallways and find the door you think might be it. You hear a rumbling from somewhere else in the house, so you quickly head in and close the door behind you. Phew. Man for a bedroom this place sure is steamy... oh wait it's the bathroom. Hold on why would a bathroom be steamy? You turn around and see Alison showering. You were pretty sure you didn't even need to check this time, but just incase you tilt your head down. Yep you have an erection. Smooth move slick.

Alison was getting out and you managed to hide behind the toilet unnoticed.

Suddenly she turns the water off and turns around! Oh god you're standing practically right infront of her with a massive erection how the hell do you explain this. Oh... her eyes are closed they must still have water in them. You silently dive behind the toilet bowl away from her sight as she gets her towel. And of course you smash your penis off it. It's a bad day to be your genitals.

She leaves and you take the dirty clothes and run away end up at the zoo in the lions cage.

You nervously hold your breathe as she dries herself off. This is just cruel to your power battered penis. Finally she leaves wearing the towel, leaving her dirty clothes behind. Fuck there's not much choice by now is there? You gather up her clothes and put them on. Pink bra and panties (You didn't necessarily need to put on the bra but lets face it you just wanted to) , a white vest t-shirt and a pair of tight jeans your barely succeed in getting on even after holding your breathe. It's not ideal but at this point you take what you can get.

Climbing out the window you run through the back alley and hop over a nearby fence. You should be safe now, at least for awhile. Through the fence you find yourself in an unfamiliar grassy kinda place. There's a building in front of you with a door, so you head on through. You wander around the place for awhile and end up in a rocky sort of place with some more plants. Strange there's a window but it leads right into another hall. Glass looks a little funny too, kinda like the stuff they have at zoos. Behind you there's a growl.

A fight with the lion.
May the odds be in your favour.

"Please don't be tigers please don't be tigers please don't be tigers." Congratulations! You don't get mauled by tigers! Instead a lion jumps on your back and attacks you! It knocks you to the ground and growls over you. It totally ruined your skinny jeans, which is actually good because you were losing circulation in your balls. You scramble out from beneath him and try to run but it quickly leaps in front of you and paws you again. There goes the vest. That's it. You're sick of running from things, tired of being the little guy, it's time to stand up for yourself! Grabbing a rock from the ground you pull back your arms with all your strength then fling it forward striking the lion right between the eyes.

He's not amused.

You run away and narrowly make it through the door. At least you still got your pink underwear though.

Ummm...your face lends into your crushes boobs when you trip.

God how the hell did you even get to the zoo? You should have listened to your parents and never gotten in a strangers car. Bad boy. Bad. You need to find a way home as soon as possible, there's no telling how much longer your family will be out. Time to go all ninja-style-samurai on this place and sneak out unseen before anyone ca-- you trip as you attempt to flip around the corner and land face first in something soft. With your run of luck today you're afraid to find out what. And iiiit's..... boobs. Oh god the last thing you need today is getting hit in the dick again over this. You look up to see the person... oh fuck it's your current major crush Karina. How the hell do you explain running around in pink girls undergarments and shoving your face in her boobs?

You get a weard look and instead of calling the police she got bribed with ice-cream.

She just stares at you strangely. But she hasn't yelled rape so that's progress at least. Now's your chance, win her heart! Well at the very least convince her not to have you arrested for molesting her. You offer to buy her ice cream and she seems to forget that you're wearing panties with a huge bulge in them, at least for the moment. Of course that also means you don't have any money, so you have to steal them when the ice cream mans back was turned. Congratulations in the space of a few hours you are now a deranged pervert and a thief. Still she seems happy with the ice creams, which you eat behind the building away from prying eyes. You're not really sure if that's cos she didn't want to be seen with you or cos of the pink underwear but right now you're just glad to be safe and with her.

Five secounds late police comes and takes you away the girl just ways bye bye

As you sit there eating your ice cream the police arrive in a squad car and pile drive you to the ground. Apparently somebody called in a report of "public indecency". You beg Karina to stop them but she just waves at you as you're bundled into the back seat of the police car. So much for that relationship. How the hell are you gonna get home now?

During questioing you somehow get into BDSM with an old fat police women.

You were knocked out by one of the officers almost immediately after getting into the car apparently for "resisting arrest". Some time later you wake up in a dark room illuminated only by some candles with a fat older woman wearing a black latex leather corset and knee high leather boots. Her fat boobs and a dark hairy thing that may be her vagina but also could be a squirrel are exposed. This can't possibly end well. You try to get the hell out of here (Cos it's worked so well all the other times) but it appears your body is bound to the chair by intricately knotted ropes. Any attempt to move cuts deep into your chest and knocks your arms against the back of the chair. You think there's also a collar around your neck cos one of the ropes seems to be jutting out from there to somewhere else in the room, but you're unable to bend your head enough to see.This is horrible, you try to scream out but hear only muffled sounds... you've been gagged with a ball! The fat lady begins to slowly walk toward you with a terrifying smile on her face. In one hand she holds a bright red candle. In the other some kind of electrical prod. Oh god. As if things weren't bad enough you have a huge erection right now despite everything.

You should probably see a psychiatrist once this is all over.

You have been BDMSed and got to your home finally.But..the fat lady is with you planning your future together,

A lot went down over those next two hours. You're not even certain if you remember all of it. First she poured hotwax over your chest while she prodded your balls and cock with an electric stick. After that she untied you, placed metal rings around your genitals then bent you over and spanked you (You're still finding it hard to sit down). It gets pretty blurry after that, but you smell like pee, your asshole feels kinda stretched out and you now have a new maids outfit.

But it's not all bad, she took me out of the questioning room later and said that the charges were being dropped because of "tainted evidence" whatever that means. She even offered to drive you home, which at this point you could really use. By some miracle your family still seems to be out but now you have a new problem: Fat Cop Lady doesn't wanna leave. She's busy helping herself to your cocopops and talking about how you're gonna make a good sissy bitch. You figure you should probably get her out of here before you have a chance to find out what this means.

You decide to hire a killer because you are too much of a chicken who kills her after another BDSM.

That's it. There's no way around it, you're gonna have to kill her. Right Pooh Bear? He continues to look at you with a judging stare. You're getting pretty sick of his attitude. You decide to add him to the kill list, but first you gotta take care of your mistress. Sadly being the cowardly sissy you are can't do it yourself. You hire a killer over the internet, he claims that within one hour her car will be rigged to deal with her. Until then you need to keep her occupied. And you only know one possible way.

An hour later you're dressed as a school girl and have a thermometer up your ass. As you lay in pain from the whipping she finally decides to leave. Good riddance. You only wished she'd taken off your handcuffs first.

Ummm..Your parents come home and see this.

Sadly for you the cuffs just ain't coming off, and you spend the remainder of your day stuck to your bed with a thermometer in your ass dressed like a school girl while a bunch of naked barbies watch you mockingly from the other end of the bed. This whole day has just been one humiliation after the other, it couldn't possibly get any worse. Then it does cos your parents come in and walk in on you. They don't even give you a chance to explain yourself, they just turn off the light and walk away. You can hear them in the hall talking about getting you psychiatric help... so uh I guess it wasn't a total loss cos now you don't need to do that yourself? Ah who are you kidding this is the worst possible day ever. You didn't even get to orgasm once.

You wake up and it was a crazy dream.

Suddenly you wake up. It was all a dream... a pretty fucked up dream. What the hell kind of sick ass thoughts do you have anyway bro? Still it was kinda hot... wait no god no don't think that jeez! Man you are rubbish in the mornings... oh wait it's the afternoon. Wait... what's this note attached to your forehead...

Code:

Dear son,
Gone on family outing for the week. Don't screw up house.
Mom

Goddammit.

It was another dream you wake u again on an abbandon island...just a dream.