The Red Dragons 2

"It is made from the sharpest metal known to man found only in a bizarre series of meteor deposits that struck earth over 500 years ago. And it's evil."

"Well,not like it breaks easely th-"she broke it in half

"..." Walks away. "Your problem now kid."

Throws it into the trash "Bye,bye sword."

Xiaoyu walks up with Lu Chus clothes "Hey Zhao how are things going with you? You haven't happened to see Lu Chu have you?"

"Everything is fine...I guess?*shakes head*No,why are you lo-..why do you have her clothes?"

"...umm she signed up for the naked in school program." Lying makes the world go round.

"...Well she is not bright..."

"Well you know how it is, big wedding coming up she probably just wanted to get some fun while she still could." Xiaoyu thats your plan for everything ever.

"...But her idea of fun are books and studying.....You are lying!"Zhao feels the lies.

"Uh... um... SHE READ 50 SHADES OF GREY!" Runs away.

Looks at her run "Strange people...oh well..I better go find a new sword ,not like that one was really a demons home and now it will come out to kill me,that is funny !"

That is exactly what is going to happen :3

Xiaoyu checks the woods "Luuuuu! Chuuuuu! Luuuuuwy Chuuuuwy!"

"I am not Chuwy!"

"There you are, why did you jump out the window like that? You missed so much salty cream! I even got enough to fill this jar!" Xiaoyu thought it might make good dip.

"It was hard to see...where are my clothe?"

Hands them over "Sorry they are a little bit sticky."

Lu Chu quickly puts them on "Dosent matter,Ill wash them later"

Zhao got a new plastic sword "Lala got my sword lala its so cute!"

"Good good you definitely don't look slutty or trashy or anything like that." Xiaoyu said wiping her down a little.

Demon sword feels unwanted :c

"Good."

Zhao takes the demon sword "Hmmm.."puts a lot of cute stickers on it.

"Lets get back to class, you are listed as missing along with a lot of little girls."

Demon sword feels kawaii :3

"Alright...Is anyone else looking for me?"

Zhao puts the fake sword on Jins desk and ducktapes her

"Duccio was but he passed out under mysterious circumstances." He slipped on some sperm on the closet floor and hit his head.

Jin urinates in the urinal :3

"Oh no,is he ok?Where is he!?"

Zhao talks to the sword "Sooo...whats your name?"

"Closet."

Sword has no voice.