Housetrapped (Choose Your Own Adventure!)

Ok,let's go do the moset respectable thing WASTE AMO.

You shoot all the [HARPOON AMMO] into the bin that was Peppers home. Sadly he isn't in it, he seems to have wandered off.

Ok,let's go jetpack to the paris tower thingy.

Enough prancing around fulfilling your shameful desires to be a girly girl and please daddy, time to get back into action. You're closer to finding Karina now but the trail has gone cold. You decide to fly up to the top of the Eiffel Tower to get your bearings. PSHHHOOOOOOOOO.

By the time you reach the top platform your Jetpack is down to 5% fuel, which would be suicidal to fly with. You decide to dispose of it for safety reasons, and throw it over the side causing many civilian casualties in the explosion that followed. On the bright side it was just French people anyway. And now you can throw out that illegal counterfeit slot you made and move your Black High Heels into the [Special Slot]. I mean a girls first set of high heels are pretty special.

Ok,back to the case...we need black sunglases and a glove that does magical things.

Nothing from up here that looks like it will lead you to Karina. However you do spot a nearby store, perhaps there you can pick up some stuff that will help you out. Approaching the shopkeeper you decide to clear some inventory space by selling him the Crumpled Nude Drawing and Used Secret Masturbating Device. Being such highly valued items in France you bag in a whopping 1000 Munny!



You quickly put this to use by purchasing yourself a [Shoes Slot] and [Hands Slot] for 100Mu each. You pick up a set of cool Shades for 10Mu and on impulse you decide you need the Magic Gloves too for 50Mu. They're purple and not very magical looking but as the shopkeeper reassures you, magic is in fact very real. You quickly assign everything to a relevant slot.



Looks like that's everything your impulsive mind wanted you to get. You still have 740 Munny left, so you take a glance at what else is up for offer...


Right click and open in new tab for full image >_<

Beret.I want one!!!

You pick up the beret for Karina. You already got her the cowboy hat, but there's never too many hats when there's a reunion involved. You now have 720 Munny.

Also get some wine and food.

The poor girl has been trapped here with Pepper for God knows how long, so you fill the remainder of your inventory slots with food and drink. Hell maybe you can throw her a starlight picnic. The supplies put you back 78 Munny. You have 642 Munny left.

ok go.

You walk outside the shop. How productive of you. You'll probably need something a little more complex if you wanna find Karina though.

Free writing im too cold to type.

You steal the Mona Lisa! At least you would have if your inventory wasn't full, it just fell on the floor when you picked it up. Now you're just standing there with the worlds most valuable painting on the floor. And everyone looking at you. You quickly run the fuck out of here before the guards catch on. Well I guess you have enough presents for Karina by now anyway...

RUN or get molested in prison.

You decide you don't want to get THAT much in touch with your feminine side. You take a leaf from one of your favourite videogames The Saboteur and decide to take Paris from the rooftops! Except with less Nazis and explosions! Unfortunately much like you often did in game you tragically miscalculate the distance between rooftops and miss. Good thing this balcony was here. You sneak into the room to hide out until things cool down.

Your brothers hotel room with another guy.Under the towel.starange noses.....scary.

.........

You see that happening.

Scarred for life you turn around and jump out the balcony window to your death. At least you were supposed to but you landed on a damn cheese truck. Damn cheese truck. What's with the French and cheese anyway? You're sick of cheese. No, who are you kidding you can't stay mad at cheese. Cheese is the one true friend you ever had.

While you are experiencing this infernal inner monologue the cheese truck whisks you off to the countryside.

Cow,cow girls everywhere!

You finally realize you've left the city after a 30 minute inner molouge on why cheese is the one constant being in the universe. You look around trying to figure out where you are.

This is what you see:

...
Yippie-Kai-Yay!

No luck for you back to searching me.

But... cowgirls...

Too late. Cheese truck has moved on from the land of cows and boobs. Looks like it's back to the city to find Karina.

My first cute cowgirl *hugs* >:C

Back to searching.

Okay time to apply some logic to this hunt. Running around randomly dressing yourself as a cheap slut hasn't done much good other than earn you 50 munny in that back alley. That guy insisted that you looked right to help suck the liquid out of that hose though. All I needed was a blindfold and I looked perfect. Still, jobs a job and now you got 692 munny.

What? Oh right logic. You go online and search out a list of the best cake bakeries in Paris. You know your sweetheart has a sweet tooth for the stuff, you're pretty sure you can find her at one.

Well detective.Stop wasting time and get a move on!