College Days

Jon was reading porn with Draculara "Just stay positive someone should come along this road eventually and they'll stop once they see the half naked chicks with alcohol by the side of the road."

"This won't last me forever,I go crazy withouth sugar!!"

He looked over at the still obscenely huge pile of sugary treats. Just how much did that girl go through in a day anyway? He sighed and said "Just be patient someone will come along."

14 secounds later Karina was rolling on the sand and yelling strange stuff.

"She's lost it..." he said staring in disbelief.

She got a knive from somwhere "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"

"H-hey calm down!" he said backing away. Suddenly from down the road another truck came into sight. "Oh look there's a way out! Quickly Draculara use your massive boobs to get the drivers attention!"

She took off her top....the car had a car crush...

Everystood there in silence until "We're doomed."

"Killkillkillkillkillkill"you are dead dude.

Running. Which is highly inadvisable in the desert heat.

Attacks.

Trying to hold her off "Please don't do this Karina it's not my fault!"

"SHUT UP PONY!"

"Please don't... wait what...?" he sure hoped she wasn't gonna try ride him.

But she did

Jon wonders whether getting killed would have been better as he trots around the desert sand with her on his back.

"MOVE FASTER!"kick.

Soon he returned to the crash sight and collapsed. He looked up to see how the others were doing. Minzy was drunk off her ass, and Minzys "boob signals" seemed to have caused several more collisions and deaths.

Still rolling like crazy.Draculara was runing out of porn.

Seeing as Karina had clearly lost it Jon decided to approach Draculara instead. He was a little wary however seeing as they'd been out here for 6 hours and she'd had no sex, which was some kind of record "Hey Draculara how you holding up?"

She looked at him all crazy "Get out of those clothes..."

"Uh wait what..." but before he had any idea what was happening he was naked.

Rape.

Jon finally got laid with Draculara. For a few sweet seconds afterward he was the happiest he'd ever been in his life. Then he remembered Karina was hiding around here somewhere completely insane.