College Days

Seventy people ran over and thirty lamps hit they got home."Wow..you should see the front of the car it is toast."

"I'd rather not..." Joanna wheezed out as it dragged itself out of the car and into the house. "Besides I need to go apply more cream to my aching genitals."

"Fiiine~I'll go see if we have anything tasty in the good ol' fridge~"skipping.

"Great. I'll check the tv." thing sat down on the couch and switched on the tv. Draculara and Minzys city wide riot of violence and sex was getting full coverage on both the news and porn channels. It started rubbing the cream on itself while watching.

"Hey look I found dougnuts!!"ran out of the kitchen.

"Yay! Come over here, check it out the riot is still going on!"

"Ok."she began to nom the dougnuts while watching the news.

"Can I have one?" s/he asked while they watched a clipshow of Draculara meeting the cast of Jersey Shore and fucking them.

"Hmm..Ok"Karina gave one to dickgirl "HA!Lokk at Situations face!"

Eating donut with one hand and rubbing cream on penis with the other. "Wow Snooki didn't see that coming."

"Even Jwow is shocked."


why do I even know these guys?O_O

Well you officially know more than me so congratulations.

"Oh hey look there's Minzy!"

L et's see I know Snookie,Situation,Jwow,Dj Polly,Sweetheart and Snookis boyfriend.

"Ouch..wasen't that a profesional restlers jaw she just broke?"

o_o

"Hey she wrecked that poor camera..."

What?

"Good think they had a back up one.Oh crap..she is getting closer.."

I only knew like two I'm surprised.

"LOOK OUT DRACULARA SHES BEHIND YOU!" dickgirl yelled at the TV as though it could possibly alter the situation in any way.

I can even name the Teen Mom cast. O_O

"Ooooh..that's gonna leave a mark."eating popcorn.

Tranny thing ejaculates all over the floor. Looking up again it thought out loud "Wow we still haven't bought curtains."

"Where do you even get curtains?"confused.

Staring at the camera on the street across. "I don't know, internet? Man that camera must have alot of interesting scenes from our living room."

"I wonder if we can see them?"

Cleaning floor with donut remains. "We could try and get them."

"ooo~You have a plan?"

Now eating the donut remains like a freak "*gobble* shimple really. We find the guard and seduce him to give us the tapes."

"Ah yaaaay..how do you seduce people?"