Fairy Tale

apears infront of jon "yo!" reads script "if you want to meet the princess i can cast a spell on you that turns you to a human and youd get a dick!"

"Where did you get that pap... nevermind. I don't care, just make me human so I can patch things up with Karina before she finds some kinda rich Prince or something with lots of candy and legs and something between his legs"

"kay!" zane does magic and jon turns in to a man with legs and a dick and nakid. "by the way you cant speak, thats the spells deffect" she smiles and decapiers.

Jon opens his mouth to tell Zane to stop being an evil bitch but he can't speak! Oh well at least he has his dick back. He gets an erection. Then realizes he's drowning. FUCK.

''Oh yeah...'' Zane pulls Jon up to the shore and magicly dresses him up in some clothes who the hell would run around naked in the human world. ''Okay. Here you go this should help.'' She gave Jon the script. ''Follow this and you'll be alright, kay? OH YEAH! YOU CAN'T SPEAK! Kukukuku~'' swims off. *She got her evil personality because of becoming the mermaid witch or something lolol*

Jon throws a rock at Zanes stupid mean head. The script told him to. Maybe. He wandered off onto the road looking for Karina.

Party at the right princesses house!

Jon walked along the road until he found a big castle made of candy. Either he has walked his way into hansel and gretel land or this was Princess Karinas place. He took a deep breathe and knocked on the door.

The door sucked him in"Pizza guy hi!"saidthe door.

Jon was so confused and couldn't even talk back to the weird door. He shook his head and ran in to look for Karina.

There is a party at the rich chicks house!!!

Zane thought to herself ''It's no fun being a god damn bitch sea witch'' So she swam up and turned herself in to a woman with clothing on okay. So she went to the castle in a dress to have some PARTEY~

Karina was eating lots of pizzas as the crowd cheered "Go Go Go!"

Jon saw Karina and ran over waving his arms but she was too busy eating pizza to notice him.

She won.Yeah~~~
"Hey party people!You know what time it is?!"
"YEAH""
"Lambada time~~~"

He jumps up and town trying to get her attention. He has a great idea and take off all his clothes, once she sees he has his penis back surely that will solve everything somehow.

Mambo time no time to see your penis :3

Zane sighs. ''You, Jon... Are pathetic... I pity you.'' Out of pity Zane gives Jon a magic notebook and a black magic marker. ''The notebook is special... It... You can write on it!'' Zane reads script <<Improvise>>.

Jon writes

"IT'S LIMBO TIME!!"the big crowd started to get around pushing everyone in the way cause people are having a limbo party.

''Don't waste those 10 pages I gave you. Oh yeah. I guess I forgot to tell you that the notebook has a small amount of pages. Kukuku~'' Zane laughs.

"Okay, Jon~ I'll help you get Karina back~" She smiled. "I ain't all that evil. Okay. You have to give her a big chocolate cake. I think that should be enough." She magicly made a huge chocolate cake. "NOW GO MERMAN!" she pointed towards the party.

Naked Jon the former Merman runs toward Karina with the cake super fast.

A jamaican stops him "Nah man to get to the princess you have to limbo"