College Days

"You'll see."she hid behind the sofar "If you live long enough..that is.."

"Wha.. Hey don't leave me!" he said, then spun around, jumped into the air and front flipped over the couch behind her. It would have looked pretty cool but his fake boobs unbalanced him and he fell on his face.

"...Pfft..loser."what a bitch.

He got up rubbing his nose "You're so mean." he looked over the couch to see what was happening with Minzy and Draculara.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGH-I mean.Draculara and Minzy fighting on the flour and Draculara just lost her top and Minzy lost her shorts..nice g-strings Minz.

"Wow they must really hate each other." Jon commentated from the safety of behind the couch.

"Hate is a weak wod for there relethionship."still hidding.

"So what happened between them?" he whispered while staring in fear and arousal.

"Minzy ate the last pizza slice.."

"....and that's worth tearing each others clothes off?"

"No Draculara is just mad that Minzy stole her husban"

"Well why didn't you just say that in the first pla... wait Draculara had a husband?"

Eats popcorn and nods"She wasen't always like this."

"That's hard to believe." he said mesmerized by the fighting. "What was she like before?"

"She didn't belive in sex before marriage,read books,studied medicine,was a candidate for president and fought for animal rights."

"And that all changed because Minzy took her husband huh..." he turned back to the fight. "Okay weren't they wearing some clothes a second ago? And seriously where is all this fire coming from?"

"I dunno...Popcorn?"

He turned around and saw their popcorn maker was on fire and had spread throughout the house. "Oh. That explains that mystery then. Back to naked catfight then."

Naked,fire in the background,Draculara just squeeZD mINZYS BOOB "tHIS IS BETTER THAN tv."

"Totally, we could send this into one of those home video shows." he said pointing to the recorder in his hand. "Though we may wanna consider calling the fire department before you know the house burns down to the ground with us in it."

"Fine."calls the fire department "Hello,we are on fire c-..Hello?"

"Oh look. The phone line is on fire. Wonderful." he said then went to find the fire extinguisher. It was on fire. "Well I guess we've got nothing to do but watch them fight until we die."

Nods.This lookd more like rough lesbian sex then a fight oh look they put the fire out."Aww...I wanted to see someone burn.."

"How... how did they even manage to put the fire out..." he said completely bewildered.

"Womens anger...scary stuff.."she added.Finally they stopped and Minzy put on her clothes,Draculara was nude."A;right,love.Time for tea."