College Days

"Finally you started to talk and not mumble!You think people will understand you Jon?or Patrice?or Bob?"she hit him with the Frenc maid cover"That is for getting me confused at first."

"Ow!" Jon yelped. He was now more confused than ever and so decided to try and divert her attention back to the film "Hey look they're playing with a vacuum cleaner now!"

Attention grabbed."Do you guys play with the vacum cleaner too?"

"That... sounds kind of dangerous." he said. He hadn't thought about what it was like to play with a vacuum cleaner but now that he had he didn't feel so good and pushed the pizza away from him.

"Say did you ever had a girlfriend or is that your hand?"the girl said that pointing at his right hand and noming her pizza while the screams of maids asking for more was heard.

He looked away nervously and began to blush again saying "I've never had a girlfriend..."

"Not even your hand.Well you sure are an old man"she said disapointed."Oh,it ende.Well that was nice now if you will excuse me I'm going to have ashower and off to bed nighty night,old man."she waved her hand goodbye and went to the bathroom.

"Oh...kay... night?" he said as she went upstairs to the bathroom. He looked to the screen and saw the maids were now preparing dessert... chocolate sauce and whipped cream. It may not have been a girlfriend but she was right about having his hands. He pulled his pants and boxers down to his ankles and got to work.

After a nice relaxing shower.Karina put on her pajamas which was a long white shirt with a black flower on it and long white pants.She also had a whitewith a light green stripped towel on her head to dry her wet hair which still had small drops of water falling from it.She made her way to the kitchen and went into the living room she didn't notice Jon and went straight to the kitchen got a gless of water and headed to bed.

At some point after he started masturbating Karina walked in from the kitchen side and back out into the hallway. She didn't seem to notice him but the surprise of nearly being caught caused him to shoot his load all over the floor. He cleaned up the mess on the floor, his hands and the strand dangling from the head of his penis using the napkins that came with the pizza and then turned off the DVD. Sticking his head out to make sure she'd gone he made his way through the hall and up to the bathroom where he washed out his hand and foreskin with warm water and soap to make sure they didn't stink. He looked at himself questioningly in the mirror trying to make sense of whether today had been a good or bad day and shook his head when he couldn't decide. He headed to bed immediately after where he simply dropped himself down over the blanket and quickly fell asleep.

Next day 7:00

Karina woke up and heade to the bathroom 10 minuts in there and she was ready five more for putting on clothes.After that she had cereal for breakfast took her bag and was about tohead to class when..Jon is still around..She sneekd into his room still sleeping?Good.She took a black marker and drawn a moustache on his face then she sneekd out and went to class."You snooze you lose.~"

Jon woke up the next morning and went to the bathroom to find a mustache drawn on his face. His first thought was "There has got to be something loose in that girls head." His second was "I should grow a mustache." He did his best to scrub it out (By some miracle the marker didn't seem to be permanent) and managed to get it to a point where it blended with his stubble and you might not notice it unless you were looking for it. By the time he was done it was nearly eight so with haste he gathered his things together and headed to class.

At class the crazy girl was talking with others and listening to the lecturs.So he really was a midget,poor Napolean.It was time for a short break "Hey Mr.Buttnose."
"Yes child?"
"Can you tell me something about this college?"
"Well it was build in 80's by so called angells Panty and Stocking they say there used to be a church where they lived here and beneth this building you can a dungeon where the priest Garterbelt did his holly things."

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You killed the thing that made you 30% cooler.
HOW COULD YOU?!
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Class moved along fast for Jon who seemed to have some knowledge in the days lessons. He hoped things would stay this easy for the rest of the year but doubted it highly. During a break between his classes he went out onto the campus for some fresh air and spotted Karina. He had to think twice about going over to her but he was too shy to really try to talk to anyone else, at this point at least she was a familiar face. He walked up to her and said "Hey Karina, what are you doing?"

"I'm planing my adventure to find the dungeon where Garterbelt did his holly prays."She was examining the map of the school thinking where it could be.

He started to ask who or what Garterbelt was and then decided it was probably best left unknown. "Well I can help you out if you want I've got nothing for the next period."

"Help me find places where it could be on the map."

He looked at the map and thought for a moment. Finally he came to a conclusion and said "Well if I had to guess I'd say it would be somewhere around this building here" he said pointing to the map "It's the oldest building on campus and back in the day was the original main building. There's even a statue of the school founders here see?"

She examind that place on the map with her eyes."I guess,well one way to find out!"she grabbed his hand and dragged him to the old building.Nowonder it's not used anymore,it's overgrown with vines,some holes in it,broken windows and a broken door.

They began to look around the main lobby of the building. The place was in terrible disrepair. They shifted everything in sight to find an entrance but to no luck. All the dust started to make Jon sneeze, and he fell backwards onto the floor making a large dull thud. The sound troubled Jon for some reason and he got up and started tapping on the floor with his foot. Then he moved away and did it elsewhere. Different sound. "Look over here, this piece of ground sounds hollow like there's something underneath it!" He knelt down and began to feel around until his hand grabbed hold of a small opening. Through much effort he pulled it back just enough for someone to fit through. "A stairs? You think this is it?"

"I guess.Let's go ghost hunting buddy."She started to go down the stairs.It was very dark so she used her phone to have atleast some light."This place is more dusty then the other one and has a big corridor."

"Man this place is huge I can hardly see a thing..." Jon mumbled as they walked through the corridor. He suddenly heard a click beneath his feet and behind them a large door closed in from the walls. "What... what just happ..." was all he said before the ceiling started to come down.

"Move!"Karina grabbed his hand and started to run forward as the ceiling was closing more and more.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck..(etc.)" was all Jon could manage to say while they ran. Adrenaline flooded his blood and soon it was he that was pulling her forward through the corridor. More traps met them ahead, arrows launched from the walls toward them, one of which scraped his shoulder. Blocks came out of the wall and they had to duck and weave to avoid them. Last was a drop into a spiked pit. Jons heart beat faster then it ever had before as they jumped and narrowly grabbed the ledge with their hands. They pulled themselves up and over, Jon finally managed to stop saying fuck and muttered "please tell me its over"

"Huff.."Karina stoodup and lookd at jon "Watch where yo uare going nex t t-"another sound.Hey look a giant ball heading there way "Oh crap."