Hair Dresser Disasters

"ELLO~ Barbara in the saloon~ Glam' as always dal' face~ Okay lets open up the saloon~" Barbara.

Walk toward the store like fuck we need a big rock "Dang it that damn blue haired fool has the keys for this joint!"

"Well... Good thing i stole the spare from him~" Barbara winks and opens the door.

"Huh? Oh right." JP drops the huge rock which rolls down the street causing a huge pile up of cars.

"Okay so the dildo theme today... mhm~ Can't wait for out vict-customers today~'' Barbara hummed a song.

"Yup I got these totally tricked out special out of these world seats just for the theme!" he pulls off the covers all the seats now have a built in dildo standing through the middle.

"OOHH! Nice! Lets try them out?" Barbara said nicely.

"Sure, ladies first!" he said extending his arm out as if he was actually in any way a gentleman and not a total jerk bag.

"Well youre the one who bought them so the pleasures all yours~ *to try first that is*" She smiled.

"No no really, you look like you have more experience shoving a fizzle in your vizzle you get the first ride"

"I'm a virgin..." Puppy eyes....

"Okay then I will go first..." He said as he unbuckled his belt and yanked his trousers down to the floor revealing his small Hello Kitty panties. "Hey don't knock the kitty, these things are coming back in style just you wait honey!" He pulled his shirt over his head then sat back onto the shop counter, leaning back to pull his panties down off his legs. His big dick flopped out releasing a strange smell that came from not cleaning under his foreskin and balls enough. He twirled the panties around on his finger for a moment then tossed them over Barbara's head. "Careful those are a collectible!"

He sauntered on over to one of the chairs shaking his ass along with it. He crouched down beside the chair and grasped the dildo in his hand "Hm it's a bit stiff..." he looked around and saw a bottle of thick soapy liquid by the mirror. Grabbing it he began to squirt it over the top of the dildo then began to rub it in with his hands. Once the fake dick was lubed up enough he took his hand back and began to rub some of the liquid around his butthole before suddenly plunging his middle finger deep into his anus making a small shrieking noise as he did.

He bent his knees down a little as he moved his finger in a circular motion from the inside. After pushing it in and out for a couple of minutes he pulled the finger out then positioned himself over the dildo chair. "Alright everyone, prepare for her maiden voyage toward inner space!" He very quickly sat down onto the chair making the big wet phallus vanish into his backside, at the same time his own penis hot up hard and begna to dribble precum from the tip.

He stayed still for a moment then began to bounce his ass up and down on the chair sliding the fake penis in and out. He grabbed for the liquid again and squirted out what was left all over his dick and with his free hand started to jerk himself off as the liquid dripped from the top of his penis head down the length of his shaft and all over his hairy balls.

He kept jerking and bouncing while staring at himself in the mirror until suddenly he landed down hard on the chair and thick white cum began to arch out from his penis and land all over the cutting area on the combs, in the hairgel, and over the mirror.

All was silent for a minute as he gasped for breathe until finally he said "Eh I've had better.

A customer comes in. "Hmm... This is gonna be awkward... Clean up, JP!". She walks infront of the messy scene and smiles. "Welcome to our hair saloon." The cutomers saw the man on the ground gasping for air and saw those weird chairs with dildos. They ran out of the saloon screaming bout "We thought this was a hair salon not a sex toy shop!" Barbara facepalms. "This way we will never get customers."

"Hm?" Jp said looking up from the floor trying to lick his own cum off it. "Maybe we're just selling to the wrong kind of customer?"

"Maybe... We should make this a sex shop?"

He can't eat it all too salty so he puts some in a jar to use as hair product. "Eh close, how about a sex shop that does it's customers hair? Just that lil ol extra touch~"

"Hmm yeah, sounds sexy~" What have these two turned this shop in to? Oh my, what will the real shop owner do? Who knows? Who cares? Sexy time bitches~

Another makeover montage and the store if full of sex toys and fetish toys. Wanna watch a porno while your hair is getting a trim? Done. Feel like being tied up while getting hair dye? We got it. How about a little spanking while you're washing your hair? It's all here at the brand new Hair Dresser Disasters store! "Why was this store named that anyway that's soo bad for business like I don't eve know what."

"Just never mind the name~ As long as it its original people will want to try it~" Barbara smiled.

"Well this joint is certianly original if nothing else...." he said taking the ballgags out of a box.

Pepper flies by on a microwave.

"Oh yeah... We forgot about him... Should we explain him about the shops makeover or not?" Barbara whispered.

"...let's just boogie on in and slam down them blinds, what the fool with no tool don't know can't hurt him." And so they did.

"Mhm. Too bad were low on customers..." Barbara sighted.

"Relax your packs girl just chill back the fools with cash be rollin in soon trust me on this one, I splashed a couple these out all round the round about the hood dig?" he tossed her a flier that said "XXX Hair Salon Totally Nude Service Sexy Time Guaranteed!"