Fairy Tale

"Other storys are interesting too, ya know~ Either way... It's almost over." Zane says.

"Where can we possibly end up next..." Jon questioned as he buried his head slowly in the ground wondering what humiliation awaits him next.

Wooosh wooosh woosh

Welcome you are in beauty and the best :3 ((For patty since its his favorite))

Jon wakes up in his bed "Ahh... it was all a dream..." he scratches his balls "Hm my pubes could use a trim..." he notices he's super hairy and screams.

"Did I just hear a little girl scream?o_o"at the club!!1

"Aahh I wanted a beard but not like this..." Jon said staring at his super hairiness in the mirror.

EAT LIKE GASTON
PARTY LIKE GASTON
WANT CHEST HAIR LIKE GASTON

Jon attempts to shave so he can go out into town and try to figure out what's happening but the razors all break against his fur. "Dammit... where are those two girls anyway..."

Beauty Zane has challanged you to a battle! (Options: Fight, Pokemon, Bag, Run)

"Yeah Im da Bitch of em all Beauties! Wheres the damn hair motha fucka!''

Labby is so strong!

Beast Jon is in the bath getting his hairy genitals scrubbed by the magic servant wash brush thingies "Ahhhh scrub harder... harder..."

Dances and prances around, Opa Gangnam Style~

musical stand by

Everything starts singing and it kills Beast Jons boner.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
"Im a gir you stupid fat menl!"
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
"Why are you calling me that?!"
Iit's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
"Im hungry where is my sugar?"
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

[Chorus:] No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
[LeFou:] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[Gaston:] WHAT?WHERE DID YOU SAY IT WAS?!
[Chorus:] My what a guy, that Gaston
"IM A GIRL I HAVE BOOBS!!"

[LeFou:] Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips

[Chorus:] No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
[Cronie:] In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
[Bimbettes:] For there's no one as burly and brawny
[Gaston:] Get off me you annoying blondes!!
[LeFou:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
[Gaston] (I WILL KILL YOU!)
I'm calling my lawyer.

[Cronies:] No one hits like Gaston
[Townsman:] Matches wits like Gaston
[LeFou:] In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
[Gaston:] I'm super good in making noises.
(Achooo!)
[Chorus:] Ten points for Gaston!

[Gaston:] What farytail is this again?
It seems so out of place
And nowI'm surrounded by stupid frenchman
Oh no!I think I just realised!

[Chorus:] No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
[LeFou:] Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
[Gaston:] If Im not Belle that means Zane is!!!
GASTOOOOOOOOOON!

[Maurice:] Help! Someone help me!
[Tavern keeper:] Maurice?
[Maurice:] Please! Please, I need your help. He's got her - he's
got her locked in the dungeon!
[LeFou:] Who?
[Maurice:] Belle. We must go. N-not a minute to lose!
[Gaston:] Whoa! Who took who you creepy old man?
[Maurice:] A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast!
[Patron I:] Is it a big beast?
[Maurice:] Huge!
[Patron II:] With a long, ugly snout?
[Maurice:] Hideously ugly!
[Drinker III:] And sharp, cruel fangs?
[Maurice:] Yes! Yes! Will you help me?
[Gaston:] Fine¬_¬
[Maurice:] You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
[Tavern keeper:] Crazy old Maurice.
[Patron I:] He's always good for a laugh.
[Gaston:] Wait....
A beast. Hmmm.

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
[Lefou:] A dangerous pastime
[Gaston:] Shut up!
If I think of what story this is
And realise the roles that we pay
Now Im finaly realising the danger this might bring me
Since I'm sczred of a horrible sin
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Patty
And right now he might be kissing Zane

[Both:] Let's go!

No ones angry like Gaston
[Gaston:] Those two are dead if they dare!
[LeFou:] Plans to kill everyone in his way like Gaston
[Chorus:] This will be a show worth watching
My what a guy!
Gaston

Slams door**

Beast Jon finds a real fancy looking blue French suit and puts it on "Wow I could really get used to being a rich dude."

"What am i supposed to do...." Zane Beauty doesnt know what to do~ Dancin~

Beast Jon walks into the main hall like what up I got a hairy cock. "Zane? Is that you!?!" Big hug time

Kastona shoots a wild bear."Where is that castle?!"

Zane the beauty looked at Jon and said. ""Jon... Is that you? You've really have gotten a lot hairier then last time...''

"Hey shut up I'm sensitive about it!" gets all defensive

Karina knocks down the door.She sees them hugging...eye twicth.Takes out two pistols and shoot shoo shoot fire everywhere!!

"It's a friendly hug! Nothing special!" Zane yelled.

Hides under the staircase "I was just happy to see her!"

"Damn scardy cat... And you were supposed to be a beat..." Zane sights while running round trying not to get hit by the bullet shower~