The red dragons.

Everyone stared in awe at the grand black peni-- I MEAN SHIP. "Wow... forget assassination we should take a vacation!" Xiaoyu cheered.

"..Are all black things so big?"

Lei "...that... no way they're all that big..." Xiaoyu jumping up and down yelling "I WANNA RIDE IT!"

"how do you even get on that thing?"Zhao is on top of the ship asking that ._.

And so everyone boards the big black ship before Zhao can run off and do something stupid.

It was a smooth sailing until Zhao knocked down the captain idn't tell anyone and left the ship on it's own.

"There you are Zhao, where have you been you little rapscallion?" Lei said in a very stern and fatherly tone.

"LEAVE ME ALONE UGH NOONE UNDERSTANDS ME.EXCEPT ENOBY DOMENSION RAVEN DARKNESS RAY."she ran to her room.

"When... did she get a room?" Xiaoyu said confused. Meanwhile the boat is slowly drifting back out to sea... with Duccio clinging onto the side...

"Fairy magic>?Lu Chu don't be smart.

Jin checks his pockets. "...she took the money."

Zhao is in Vegas now.

Facepalm "Lets just kill that asshole emperor already..."

"Ok."damn she's back.

"...the money is gone isn't it?"

"....I blame lucky 7."

"Let's just get this murder over with before more bad luck arrives..." boat slowly drifts toward a big iceberg.

"This sounds familiar,but okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.Let's go my pedobears."and off zhao goes."What's a pedobear?"Oh Lu Chu so asian,go to the kitchen and make me ramen.

Everyone except Jin follows Zhao to the kitchen. Jin facepalms and sighs "Why must you always delay progress..." Duccio finally manages to climb on board and runs to warn the others about the iceberg but get's roped into drawing a picture of a naked chick with a big jeweled necklace.

And the music starts playing.

"Now I'm sure I recall this..but how?"Zhao is in thoughts.Hey look fat emperor is being held by some tiny woman like he is flying.

"Ouch she'll hurt her back..." Xiaoyu said looking scared.

"Hey! Who are these strangers they do not look like my whores!" The Emperor yelled when he saw the group gawking at him. Jin facepalmed and said "Fuck why did we spend so much time doing all this lame side shit." Soldiers surrounded them.

And that is how they got into prison.Zhao was playing a mouth bazooka//flutte."Atleast there are no rats here."said Lu Chu

"Why does a boat even need a prison?" Jin said annoyed as he bashed his head against the thick steel wall. He felt as though this entire journey may have slowly been draining his brain power anyway so why not. A couple of guards on the outside looked into the cell and whispered about how "those three" might make "good workers" for the Emperors "tastes".

Meanwhile Duccio was still drawing naked ladies for some reason this boat was full of them and they all wanted portraits of themselves. He probably should have hurried up with warning somebody about that ice berg but it would be a crime to leave this ocean of naked flesh undocumented for future generations to enjoy. So he continued his sketches and assured himself there was plenty of time left.

We hit the ice berg."This seriously looks familiar o_o"said Lu Chu "I need to use the bathrom"cried Zaoh while jumping up and down.