College Days

"Maybe he's Psys monkey! Maybe if we return him we'll get money! Or sunglasses!"

Too busy dancing monkey gangam style.

Picks up the monkey by it's tail and they go to find Psy.

They returned the monkey and got pretty cool sunglases "Cake is delicious style.Ca-Ca-Ca-Cake is delicious style Eeeeeeh tasty frosting Ca-Ca-Cake is delicious style"

"Hmm. No sign of Draculara. I wonder where she could be..."

"Why not cheak the strip club for that skank?"Minzy said.

Jon very loudly and fastly "YES I AGREE LETS GO THERE!"

"Ok."2 secounds later,We are at a black strip club.

Me observes veeeeeery carefully. "Hmmm... nope this one definitely isn't Draculara either... but I better double check..."

"Can we go now.I'm hungry"stop making the serial killer me hungry :C

"Can't you just order something at the bar?" he says while continuing his investigation with his hands.

"No."puppy eyes.

Wiping something damp off his mouth "Fine let's go get dinner doesn't look feel or taste like she's here..."

"Taste?..PERVERT"someone threw a table.O_O

*bonk* Jon is on the floor and now Joanna.

Evil stare.

Huuuuugs.

"C-can't..bre...a...theeee..."

"Oops sorry." Joanna forgot about her over-sized silicon breasts. "Let's go eat then!"

"Fooood"skip skip skip.

Joanna orders a fresh banana, followed by a warm hot dog and finished off with a nice cool Popsicle stick.

All the sweets menu.With some cheese pizza.
Minzy had tea and crumpets.

Joanna wiped off the big mess she somehow made on her face and chest "I wonder whatever did happen to Draculara though..."

Meanwhile.
Draculara is lost in the woods "I thought this was the wrong way to the erotic store."

"Oh well... I'm sure she's in a better place now... say weren't we supposed to be doing something before we came to Germany? I think it was... camping?"