College Days

He-she looked sad and cried "But why me.... can't we just live in the hotel forever like that Disney channel show?"

"The Cody and whatshisname show?"

"Yeah! We can just stay here and live on room service sweets!"

Group hug.

"Yay this will be fun!" s/he said. A shemale with split personalities, a vampire with a sweet tooth, another obsessed with sex and a third who thinks she's british and likes to fight. All living together in a hotel room. How can this possibly go wrong?

5 minutes later.
"HOW DID YOU MAKE A FIRE OUT OF THOOTHPICKS!?"Minzy shouted.

"It wasn't my fault! Dracularas weird friends wanted to play with candle wax!"

"Weell...ummm...Karina had hot sauce."
"I THOUGHT IT WAS CHERRY"

"Okay fine, this clearly isn't working we need to buy a new home."

"HOW?"the vamps yelle at s/he.

"Well... Karina said we could probably get some more of the money from the website and products they made of me if we visit the offices!"

"I did..?"points at herself.

"Something like that anyway.." s/he said not really able to think back due to the severe beatings. "So we just go to the office, find the boss and get our money. Simple!"

"Yay for genious me"

Twenty minutes later.
"Sorry but Mr.Fat is busy.Securityand they got thrown outside through a window good think there was a pool filled with pillows.

Joanna pulled itself out from under the pillows "You were supposed to seduce him Draculara!"

"Aha."she was busy sexting on the phone all the time."So where is the money,love?""I like bunniez"

"Well that didn't work." s/he said sitting down and trying to figure out what to do. "We could rob the office maybe? Minzy can drive the getaway car!"

Everyone looked except Minzy at him/her with 'Are you suicidal?'.

He-she looked confidently and said aloud "C'mon guys I know we've had some bad luck so far, but what could possibly go wrong this time?"

Still starring.

It sat down and crossed it's arms "Okay fine that ideas was pants on head retarded. But do any of you have a better one?"

Karina poked at the window cleaner.

The window cleaner stared at her with a sort of "duuuuhhhhh what?" look on his face,

"Can we please help you clean windows?"puppy eyes.

Not too clever chap stares at the weird looking girls and says "Duuuuhhh... okey dokey!"